Shane’s Murali

25th August 2015

Around the World in 2 – a few occasional zooters

Each week for ‘Mason & Guests’ I put together a brief summary of cricket events outside the Caribbean, round-up the week’s notable WI birthdays & anniversaries, & throw in a few ‘Did You Know?’ facts:

“Hello! This is David Oram taking you ‘Around the World in 2‘:

“Aus won the final Ashes Test by a whopping inngs & 46 runs to reduce the margin to 3-2. The win was enough to stop Eng overtaking them in the ICC Test rankings. Eng go 3rd & Aus remain 2nd. The sides now play a T20 intl & 5 ODIs after Aus play Ire a single ODI on Thur. MoM & series leading run scorer Steve Smith scored 143, passing 3,000 Test runs, & the newly appointed Aus capt returned to the top of the batting rankings. Retiring opener Chris Rogers passed 2,000 runs & was named Aus’ MoS; while Eng’s MoS was Stuart Broad who was leading wkt taker with 21. Steven Finn took his 100th Test wkt, but spare a thought for his batting. He was left 0no without facing a ball in Eng’s 1st inngs – the 16th time in 26 Tests he’s failed to register a run 1st time around. Finn only got off the mark in the 1st inngs once in his 1st 10 Tests & has now gone 4 games without a 1st inngs run.

“Spare a thought also for Aus’ retiring capt Michael Clarke who was given a guard of honour by Eng in his last inngs – but was far less well honoured by best pal Shane Warne. Clarke, with tattoos to the fore, was one of several celebrities hideously depicted in the leg-spinner’s specially-commissioned mural which was revealed to the world this week. Alongside the likes of Muhammad Ali, Marilyn Monroe, JFK, Sharon Stone, a smoking Shane, a guitar-playing Elvis, a paddling Mick Jagger, Frank Sinatra singing, Jack Nicholson boozing, & James Dean & James Bond playing poker – Clarke chats to Coldplay’s Chris Martin in Warne’s garden while Hannibal Lector barbecues ‘brain’ burgers & Angelina Jolie reclines semi-naked. The artist, Jamie Cooper refused Warne’s request to have ‘I love Shane’ tattoed on her arm.

“Ind bt SL by 278 runs to level the 3-Test series – although if they lose Fri’s decider they’ll drop to 7th in the rankings with SL rising to 6th. 100s for Rahul & Rahane led the way, while spinners Ashwin & Mishra took 14 wkts between them. Kumar Sangakkara also enjoyed a guard of honour in his last Test – & his retirement leaves Alastair Cook as the world’s leading Test run scorer – if we assume that Shiv Chanderpaul has indeed already played his own last Test.

“Elsewhere, in the 3-match ODI series between SA & NZ the teams are 1-all with 1 to play. SA won the 1st thanks to an Amla 100; & NZ the 2nd courtesy of a Guptill ton. The final ODI is tomorrow.”

A Few Birthdays & Anniversaries:

“Tomorrow is the 85th birthday of Guyana’s Joe Solomon. He scored over 1,300 runs for WI in 27 Tests between 1958-65 at 34. But perhaps most famously ‘dead-eyed Joe’ as the Aussies dubbed him ran out Alan Davidson & Ian Meckiff, both with only 1 stump to aim at, to produce Test cricket’s 1st ever tie. In later yrs Joe was President & Chairman of Selectors of the Guyana Cricket Board & served on the WICB. But Did You Know that Solomon’s 1st 3 1st-class inngs were all tons? In Oct 1956 he scored 114no v Jamaica; a week later he hit 108 v Barbados; & then 18 months later in March 1958 he made 121 v the Pakistani Tourists. I wonder where Joe was in 1957?

“Tomorrow is Tino Best’s 34th birthday. Tino’s taken just under a 100 intl wkts & scored just under 500 intl runs – but will he get the chance to pick up 3 wkts & 6 runs to reach those milestones?

“Thur is the 69th birthday of former WI Manager Tony Howard, who’s sole Test was in 1972. Tony toiled hard for 62 ovs taking 2-140 – admiral figs considering only 1 other wkt fell in the inngs as NZ racked up 543-3 dec in a dire drawn match in which only 10 wkts fell in 5 day’s play.

“Thur is also the 50th birthday of former Zimb Test wk Wayne James, who had a remarkable match captaining Matebeleland v Mashonaland County Districts in the Lonhro Cup Final of 1996. James took a world record 9 dismissals (7ct, 2 st) in the 1st inngs, & with another 4 cts in the 2nd, a record 13 in the match. Not content with that he hit 99 in his side’s 1st inngs & was 99no in the 2nd with only 2 needed to win – when the opposition keeper let through 4 byes.

“Fri is the anniversary of the 1877 birth of Jamaican Malcolm Kerr. A member of WI’s very 1st touring team to Eng in 1900 he had a very lean time of it. He played in only 4 games, scoring 3, 2, 0, 1, 20 & 3.

“Mon will be 47 yrs since Garry Sobers famously hit Glam’s Malcolm Nash for 6 6s in an over. But Did You Know that the bowler almost suffered the same fate a 2nd time? 38 yrs ago this coming Sat Lancs’ Frank Hayes hit a Nash over for 6, 4, 6, 6, 6 & 6.

“& finally on Mon Convenor of Selectors Clive Lloyd will be 71. Capt & MoM in the 1st ever World Cup Final in 1975, he led WI in 74 of his 110 Tests. Lloyd scored over 9,000 intl runs & took over a 100 intl cts; he also scored over 40,000 runs in top-class cricket, took over 500 cts & nearly 200 wkts with his medium pacers. In a 22-yr 1st-class career he played alongside Clyde Walcott on his debut in 1964 & against Courtney Walsh in his farewell in 1986.

“Until next time, this has been ‘Around the World in 2′ with David Oram.”

The Mason & Guests show is broadcast live every Tuesday from 6.15-8pm ECT (10.15pm-midnight GMT) on Voice of Barbados 92.9fm, and can be heard by clicking on ‘LISTEN LIVE’ on the website page via the link provided. To catch up on previous broadcasts, click on this link to the show’s archives.

David Oram

David Oram is an Englishman following West Indies cricket from Islamabad. When I lived in the region, I was the resident ‘statto’, co-host and sometime presenter of ‘Mason & Guests’ – cricket talk-show, the sport’s leading radio show in the WIndies – hosted by the Caribbean’s principal radio commentator, Andrew Mason. You can tweet me at DavidOram@colblimp1983.


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